- Texas Rangers - Free admission to weekday afternoon game for any child 10 and under who brings a VHS copy of CBS's short lived crime drama, "Larry Walker, Texas Ranger."
- Florida Marlins - Drink Like A Fish Night! In the 2nd inning, ladies drink free (domestic bottled water)! (after minimum $20 bottled water purchase per customer)
- Cleveland Cavaliers - Cavalier Night! Anyone acting haughty and aloof will receive 1/3 discount on Mo Williams 2009 NBA All-Star Replacement jersey.
- Dallas Stars - You Wanna Be a Star, Don't You? Night. $10 admission after second period for anyone willing to spend 5 minutes in a windowless room with Stars Forward Fabian Brunnstrom. 5 minutes for high sticking? Ooh, yes please.
- San Francisco Giants - Visanthe Shiancoe Appreciation Night. You're welcome, ladies. This promotion is 21+ after the 7th Inning Stretch. Trust us.
- Atlanta Braves - Be a Brave Night! Free large soft drink (diet only) to any woman Brave enough to spend a night drinking with Bobby Cox.
- Charlotte Bobcats - Listen to a Bobcat Night! Comedian Bobcat Goldthwait will handle the game's PA duties. The last 10 fans not to flinch or jump when Mr. Goldthwait comes over the sound system will receive an autographed copy of "Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol." (fans must provide a copy of "Police Academy 4" Mr. Goldthwait will not sign copies of Police Academy 2. Please, for the safety of all parties involved, do not make this request.)
- Dallas Mavericks - Buy "Maverick" Night! The last 3,000 fans to enter will be forced to purchase a $20 laser disc edition of "Maverick," the 1994 Mel Gibson/James Garner classic. Also available for forced purchase: "Lethal Weapon 4."
These are just a few. Any favorites I might have missed?
You forgot about the Carolina Hurricanes - Hurricane Relief Effort Night. After the game, all black fans were forced to remain in their seats for 3 hours before being let out. This promotion failed because it was a hockey game and there were no black people in attendance. Also, Gary Bettman does not care about black people.
ReplyDeleteSt Louis Cardinals night: The first 12 people under the age of ten will be molested by a Roman Catholic Cardinal.
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