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Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

Tyler Perry's Meet the Whacky

Which of the following is an actual quote from TBS's Tyler Perry's Meet the Retar-...er...I mean, Meet the Browns:

A. "Turkey bacon? I didn't know turkeys and pigs be matin'."

Or

B. "Pictionary? I didn't know they be putting pictures in the dictionary."

If you guessed A, you are correct. If you guessed B, what the fuck were you thinking?

Getting paid $200 million to set your race back 200 years. Very funny.

Ranking My Favorite Numbers, 14-24

11. 15
10. 16
9. 23
8. 14
7. 21
6. 18
5. 24
4. 20
3. 17
2. 19
1. 338 (twist!)

Better luck next time, 22.

Top 10 Cities I Want to Say I Never Lived In Before I Die

10. Phoenix
9. Oakland
8. Jacksonville
7. Memphis
6. Cincinnati
5. St. Louis
4. Newark
3. Detroit
2. Hartford
1. Buffalo

I really, really hope I get to say I never lived in Buffalo before I die. It's kind of a dream of mine. Your Thoughts?